Laughed til I cried

Dane Cook. Actually a friggen legend. his vicious circle tour. hilarious.

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'We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy since I was bummed out cause we didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing. It was yellow, you layed it on the lawn, sprayed it with the water, run across. Slip n' Slide. Yeah. Would have been fun if dad checked for rocks before he layed it down! Slip n' Bleed from the anus they should have called this ride.'