Friday, August 27, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
If they can't last, what hope is there for us?
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Smexy
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Saturday, August 21, 2010
Fun word to say? Tisle. Mr Tisle.

Don’t you just hate it when...
Edward reads your mind, You stop believing and Journey comes after you, You find out your father is Darth Vader, It rains and Rihanna has your umbrella, Your closet won’t let you go to Narnia, Lady Gaga keeps poking your face, You miss the train to Hogwarts and have to take your flying car, Michael Buble hasn’t met you yet, Angelina Jolie adopts you?
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

we're watching moulin rouge on monday night. i dont care about homework. i. love.him.

Christian: We could be heroes! Just for one day.
Satine: You, you will be mean.
Christian: No I won't!
Satine: And I, I'll drink all the time.
Christian: We should be lovers.
Satine: We can't do that.
Christian: We should be lovers, and that's a fact.
Satine: Though nothing, will keep us together.
Christian: We could steal time...
Both: Just for one day. We could be heroes, forever and ever.
We could be heroes, forever and ever. We could be heroes...
"can you keep a secret?" "yes" "me too. golly we have a lot in common"
Friday, August 20, 2010
901 - free at last

is it even possible to be better the second time?
yes. yes it is.
"that's actually hilarious"
shit my family is crazy. if by crazy you mean lovely. but that's not what i meant at all. except for my brother. legend.
(sorry for stealing your title but its just so awesome. its taking a lot of self restraint to not watch those episodes. belgian. american. in the end, we're all fruit.)
Having a bit of a deep moment.

diet isn't a good word for it. i'm just not snacking for the next few weeks. and yes. i do need too. i dont care about tone, just trying to lose that extra chummy :P pretty sure my metabolism is already fucked up. plus i hate pimples and thats what kfc does woman! i hate being so tall. its the only thing people notice about me and sometimes it really hurts. so please don't make me feel like shit for doing this. i want a boyfriend. there. i said it. i want to look good for the social. i love you but i don't think you understand.
p.s. waffles are american. i've never had one.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
I have a list of too many things to do
Sunday, August 15, 2010
What's new closed. where to get my poster now?
Paradox
Friday, August 13, 2010
Thai for dinner XD

ahaha alex fucking day! legendary.
"and i'm going to have some tea coz i'm english and i like tea. i have 2 sugars. alex fact. if u ever wanna make me tea. im not one of those people who says 'oh no sugar for me, im sweet enough' tossers. go away."
LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THAT. omg hes like my soul mate. he was bagging twilight and said oh yeh but some books i do like are the hunger games and paper towns! I LOVE THEM BOTH! and he just said 'oh sorry. it is now a few hours later, i was just watch a very potter sequel. holy crap its like 5 hours long'
we're so compatible.
why are all english guys funny...other than my dad. so excited to go back their christmas holidays :) nothing like a white christmas.
p.s. new Narnia movie coming out soon. just watched the trailer. COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS! DEFINITELY MY FAV BOOK OUT OF THEM ALL!
p.p.s. i may or may not have started stalking skaner keynes/guy who plays edmund again...ahh...year 7 memories...
Hellz yes i'm obsessed

watching supernatural with my brother, this was his present to me. season 4 the season with my fav episode.
this picture is awesome. for those of you who suck dick and don't watch supernatural religiously you can just suffer and not understand the picture.
oh and this photo is awesome. new york minute. it was on tv the other day and i hadnt seen it and i screamed when i saw him come in the room. topless. sam <3
Chocolate covered Beatles
holy father mucker (yeh i stole it from you)
jess your cupcakes taste amazing! FANTASTIC JOB!! wow. dedication.
by the way way im making you a bracelet right now :) its silver and white. in fact. BRACELETS ALL ROUND! im gonna make them for awesome people.
that means you *picture of georgie pointing at the camera* coz if you read this you're most likely AWESOME.
not sure if i have enough elastic...
Good day for Georgie
Thursday, August 12, 2010
there is no way to get a song out of your head other than to share it with other people.

i know you may not be bothered to read this all but the lyrics are genius/hilarious so i would recommend it :)
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ron: "long story short this guy voldemort was super cruel."
harry: "voldemort?"
everyone: "HUH SHH!"
ron: "he tried to kill you and your parents, and this is were it gets intensely cool. even though you were a tiny little boy. you should have died but you survived and then destroyed this evil guy and it's a story we all love to tellllll"
*dance break*
rita skita: you're harry freakin' potter! i wouldn't wince at all, you're invincible to all harm! like betty crocker (OOH!) i wanna eat you up! no one'll beat you up with that charm! remember, harry, kid, you're the boss, you're the king, you're the bomb!
(this is my favourite part)
harry: but this is all so sad, i mean, my mum and dad were killed long ago.
everyone: LONG AGO THEY DIED
harry: i wanna be psyched but being unliked is all i know...
everyone: all he knows that why
harry: i never thought I'd be a part of such a fate, an opportunity eleven years late. i guess it's time for me step up on to the plate and show 'em that i'm something great!
i'm harry freakin' potter! i'll do what i can if what you say i am is true! i can't be bothered by my awful past, i've found at last something I can do, so it's time i knew exactly who i am...
i'm harry freakin' potter!
everyone: you're harry freakin' potter!
harry: i'm harry freakin' potter...and i'm the man!
12 hours

ahaha! just called miss kontogiannis and the phone picked up with a "SUPPP"
i was like typical jana. turns out it was sam and he was home alone. who answers the phone like that? or did it come up with vinson's calling :P i asked to speak to you and hes like 'you dont wanna speak to me?' so i ended up having a 10 minute conversation with your brother. (coz thats not weird)
he wants to be your plus one for my party. i told him no. thank me later *cool ron hand movement/tongue out*
anywho. i know he always forgets to tell you to call me back so here: JANA CALL ME
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
'Just me and my dick'
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
I didn't fall. i attacked the floor.
Monday, August 9, 2010
This song has been on repeat for 2 days straight.
you’re so fucking predictable. you think your ‘all that’ and indie and everything. but your not. you think you’re different from everyone. you think your the only one with shit happening. you don’t even have shit happening! your unoriginal. you copy everyone else. you think you’re not mainstream but you are. i hope you get other plans. im regretting inviting you coz i know you'll just take over. make yourself the center of attention. like every other day.Sunday, August 8, 2010
'Now i still have trouble. i trip and stumble. trying to make sense of it all'

ahhh! i feel so satisfied! got an awesome beatles top! got my brother a poster and got myself a model tardis for my bookshelf :)
would you like some toe with your face?
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watching the unborn with the lights off is scary. we had chocolate teddies though :)
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Don't blink.
Coz your gilbert
Your like betty crocker I wanna eat you up
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
n$PWd#^fkeHA@ i hate being sick

my exchange student is gone! woo! house to myself! no more entertaining her!! yessss
she saw my background and pointed and said he is very handsome. she was pointing to the one and only leo. respect points.
plus one of her exchange buddies said my brother was very handsome. um...yeah. just gonna leave it at that.
*vomit*
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
JB HI FI vouchers get boring
10 days

"For never was a story of more woe. Than this of Juliet and her Romeo."
why can't we study something interesting in english? i hear that past year 8's got to study What's Eating Gilbert Grape, a movie thar rightfully earned a spot in my tops. and then i hear that her school studied romeo and juliet. who wouldn't want to watch that movie in class? but no. we're studying mao's last dancer. i've already read the book and done a project on it, and i've also seen the movie which sucked and im being forced to watch it in class.
but it's okay, because in history, term 4, we watch across the universe, only one of my most favourite movies of all time! mlc knows how to make me forgive them.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Look past the easter egg and see the reality

alex day = HILARIOUS
oh. and then tyler. the guy who nearly ran her over just a chapter ago. pulls up next to her and she goes 'yeh, im sorry about this. i can't get through. edward cullens being a, a wanker' and tyler goes 'oh that's alright. i just wanted to ask you something while we're here' it's pretty obvious what he's gonna ask her 'i was just wondering if you'd ask me to the spring dance' how do the guys at forks high school not understand the concept of the girls choice dance. for fucks sake.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
A penis has a sad life. his hair is a mess, his family is nuts and his neighbour is an asshole.
oh my god he's so awesome. he put on every single piece of clothing he owned coz he was dared too! he also let people send in questions and he answered.'boxers or briefs? twinks or bears?' i'm actually a big fran of the hibrid. you know, the boxer brief. i don't know what twinks are, but i know what bears are! so bears...i hope thats the right answer.
*cuts to him at his computer*
ohh. okay. i wouldn't recommend searching twinks and bears if you've got google safe search turned off.
blink is now my new favourite song.
That'll do lads. that'll do. look! theres no one there! magic! the magic of video
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Talk show host by radiohead. 4 notes of pure genius. *bumbum bum bum*

hyphothetical situation. say that i was listening to my ipod. say that i was listening to the romeo and juliet soundtrack. and lets just get specific and say it was 'I'm Kissing You' the love theme in the movie. it gets to the bit where, in the movie, they kiss and ran away in the elevator and kiss some more. i start crying. but its okay, coz its a hypothetical situation so it means that i was most definitely not in camberwell walking down the street at this moment.
coz that would have been embarrassing.
damn code in blogs can be hard to decipher.
"Hes attractive...for his age..."
what a bad movie. loved simon though. enjoyed redbull and v shots, checking out cool beanies and eating your croissant. thanks for waiting for me to get to the end of the chapter :)
us 3 amigos gotta stick together. G&J: "when i'm with you its a gift. that's why its called the present"
finished city of glass. stupid teen love but smartly played plot twist.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Drive of death
Jiles is so bad ass.
just downloaded this song and it is so smart and cute and here is a snippet of the lyrics. i'm going to try fish fingers with custard tomorrow. ily matt smith.http://charliemcdonnell.com/
'You’re insufferable, your acne’s terrible
Your sunny dispossession is completely unbearable
And worst of all, you’ve got no friends
They’re just on the internet
You’re a waste of space, you’ve got no life
Got a mole on your face, you should take a knife
To your head, and do it before I do it instead
You’re that perfect either, mate
In fact you’re way too easy to hate
What 19 year old can’t get a date
I guess it’s fate, that you’ll never find a soul mate
You’re going to die alone, on your own
Making crappy YouTube videos'
You need to be able to love yourself
but not in that way, what way?























