My brothers outside setting stuff on fire

he says theyre yummy so now im on a search.

His laghters contagious

ARGHHHH!! his logic makes sense but pisses me off!!

Look past the easter egg and see the reality

alex day = HILARIOUS

oh. and then tyler. the guy who nearly ran her over just a chapter ago. pulls up next to her and she goes 'yeh, im sorry about this. i can't get through. edward cullens being a, a wanker' and tyler goes 'oh that's alright. i just wanted to ask you something while we're here' it's pretty obvious what he's gonna ask her 'i was just wondering if you'd ask me to the spring dance' how do the guys at forks high school not understand the concept of the girls choice dance. for fucks sake.

A penis has a sad life. his hair is a mess, his family is nuts and his neighbour is an asshole.

oh my god he's so awesome. he put on every single piece of clothing he owned coz he was dared too! he also let people send in questions and he answered.

'boxers or briefs? twinks or bears?' i'm actually a big fran of the hibrid. you know, the boxer brief. i don't know what twinks are, but i know what bears are! so bears...i hope thats the right answer.
*cuts to him at his computer*
ohh. okay. i wouldn't recommend searching twinks and bears if you've got google safe search turned off.

blink is now my new favourite song.

That'll do lads. that'll do. look! theres no one there! magic! the magic of video

you've just had the almost imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike which makes you, like, cool!

dude he totally has a wikipedia site! steven fry does the outro! knew it sounded familiar.

Talk show host by radiohead. 4 notes of pure genius. *bumbum bum bum*

hyphothetical situation. say that i was listening to my ipod. say that i was listening to the romeo and juliet soundtrack. and lets just get specific and say it was 'I'm Kissing You' the love theme in the movie. it gets to the bit where, in the movie, they kiss and ran away in the elevator and kiss some more. i start crying. but its okay, coz its a hypothetical situation so it means that i was most definitely not in camberwell walking down the street at this moment.

coz that would have been embarrassing.



damn code in blogs can be hard to decipher.

"Hes attractive...for his age..."

what a bad movie. loved simon though. enjoyed redbull and v shots, checking out cool beanies and eating your croissant. thanks for waiting for me to get to the end of the chapter :)

us 3 amigos gotta stick together. G&J: "when i'm with you its a gift. that's why its called the present"

finished city of glass. stupid teen love but smartly played plot twist.

Drive of death

oh oops! i was actually going to say thanks to jana but i forgot! so here goes.

that amazing song was founded by the amazing jana.

Jiles is so bad ass.

just downloaded this song and it is so smart and cute and here is a snippet of the lyrics. i'm going to try fish fingers with custard tomorrow. ily matt smith.

http://charliemcdonnell.com/

'You’re insufferable, your acne’s terrible
Your sunny dispossession is completely unbearable
And worst of all, you’ve got no friends
They’re just on the internet
You’re a waste of space, you’ve got no life
Got a mole on your face, you should take a knife
To your head, and do it before I do it instead

You’re that perfect either, mate
In fact you’re way too easy to hate
What 19 year old can’t get a date
I guess it’s fate, that you’ll never find a soul mate
You’re going to die alone, on your own
Making crappy YouTube videos'

You need to be able to love yourself
but not in that way, what way?

Joel-gasm

i cant stop crying. WHY DIDNT THEY HAVE MOBILE PHONES IN THOSE DAYS!! the only true love i believe in was poisoned and shot. shakespeare just took a giant shit on my face. literally.

Wish i could go onto kids masterchef

what. the. fuck. we all knew adam was gonna win but we all wanted callum to win. im not buying adams cookbook so there.

True Romance

i know everyone loves the last song, and a walk to remember and all those sappy teen love movies. but i have never believed in those movies. they're all so young. how would they know what love is when they have barely even escaped from the womb yet. but this movie. this amazing movie. fuck nicholas sparks when you have the amazing work of shakespeare. that scene, when they first kissed in the elevator. that is romance. that is love. and the fact that fucking leonardo di fucking caprio played romeo made it so much better. normally i hate guys that smoke, but when he does it in the movie, only some one that smokin' could pull of smoking. he is an amazing actor. when his voice breaks, i have a tiny little leo-gasm.

if only you still looked like you did in titanic and romeo and juliet. actually, no if only you look like you did in whats eating gilbert grape.

leo-gasm.

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i want him in my pants.

Some women make better cakes.

holy mother of shit fuck. smokin' asian just added me on facebook *faints*

DiCaprio and Gordan Levitt (L)

just saw inception, and i know it's already been said but for those of you who havent seen it, you wouldnt understand that it needs to be repeated over and over until every single person on this planet has seen that bad ass movie.

INCEPTION IS SUCH A BAD ASS MOVIE!!! messes with your head!! awesome ending. oh dicaprio, you've out done yourself. <3

"BU-WHAT! YOU JUST KILLED THE CANDY LADY!"

i am quite literally LOLing! i've been counting down the days and its finally here. A Very Potter Sequel. HILARIOUS. i'm gonna be quoting this for months.


Umbridge: "i have a few little rules girls. rule number one. no boys. unless they're cute!"
*giggles*
"rule number two. no alcohol. unless they're plenty to go around! stop it girls! i'm bad! and rule number 3. no parties. unless umbridge is invited! girlsgirlsgirls! you keep me young girls. you keep me young. but seriously girls. if i catch you with any boys or alcohol. i'm gonna rip your perky little boobs out. thats right. from now on we're gonna be doing things around here, my way. we're gonna be doing things around here, THE UMBRIDGE WAY!"
*little asian girl cries, um bridge pulls her up by pigtail*
"i'm sorry, did i may you cry you chubby little -BEEP-"

the guy who plays umbridge and voldemort has a mighty fine body.

Youtube-ing pregnancy videos...as you do...

currently laughing my head off at master chef. callum and adam are getting back at the judges haha.

my exchange student has no idea whats happening, but she still laughs when i do. shes so cute!

He penatrates my soul.

watching buffy and chillin with the asian. just a normal friday night.

"Umm, Mai" "SHUTUP I'M TALING ABOUT ASIAN GUYS!"

okay. hypothetical situation. say that i was taking a stroll around Doncaster and get hit by a car. the car drove off. everyone in the street is unavailable and for some reason the police and ambulances are unavailable. my family is also unavailable. i know that you live in Docaster (issy farran does too, and i think cat lives kinda close as well. but they are both unavailable) so i call you BUT YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR PHONE ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DOUCHE LIKE THAT! i am lying on the ground bleeding and my very last words are "damn you kontogiannis"

so next time you go some where, think about me lying on the ground with internal bleeding, and pop your phone in your pocket. mkay?

Her sisters a model

it's really funny how no one does the school work. i look around and i see mai watching videos, laura's on facebook. bekiis listening to music. and i'm, well im not doing the work.

guess i should probably go do it. georgie out.

getting my exchange student today. exciting!

She makes a man wanna speak spanish. SHAKIRA SHAKIRA!

I think I'll find another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go

For every sin, I'll have to pay
I've time to work, I've time to play
I think I'll find another way
It's not my time to go

I'm gonna avoid the cliché
I'm gonna suspend my senses
I'm gonna delay my pleasure
I'm gonna close my body now

I guess die another day
I guess I'll die another day
I guess I die another day
I guess I'll die another day


i'm in sex ed doing a pregnancy project with karena and some weird pictures are coming up...

Napolean Bone-er-party. courtesy of kontogiannis.

*showing pictures on his phone*
Chad: "this is my lady at the zoo. this is my lady at pancake house eating a short stack. this is my lady screaming at me to stop taking pictures of her short stack"
Penelope: "Chad, what are you doing?"
Chad: "thats what she said when i took the picture! AWWW, why did i ever let her go?!"

Books can be disturbing

i've got a bit of a thing for tall asians lately. awkward for my exchange student coming on thursday *winkey face* maybe it has something to do with me realising the place i use to eat lunch at in year 7 is actually called 'the lesbian tree'

p.s. to everyone in my art class. leave him alone! he's trying his best! naww he reminds me of callum <3 fails but keeps on trying. death by powerpoint.

I'm an original hide and seek-er. damn you jason derulo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY

You can't spell heRmiONe without ron.

home alone. no food in the house. a perfectly gripping book next to me. a magazine i'm dying to read on the other side. my photography homework which i'm happy to do lying on the floor. my maths homework pushed more into the corner. and my english task in front of me.

i can't decide. i think i'll procrastinate a little longer.

now look what i've done, i've used a word that i despise. a word that people use instead of delay or postpone so that they sound smarter when ironically procrastinating in fact makes you more stupid.

well i guess i'm stupid then. i'll just leave it til sunday at the last minute. its never failed me so far.

My vison is impaired.

papà = dad

papa = potato

oh my dear hector, how you make me laugh.



and then i unlocked that door with the key you had put no effort into hiding. your a fool for not realising whats surrounds you.

please get a dictionary and a thesaurus.

Itching your leg so hard it starts to bleed

Who am i? when did english get so hard :S

G: you have 2 blogs?
J: yeh, it's meant for my eyes only

*scrolls down so i can't see the title of it*

G: scroll up, you can show me. cmon let my eyes see. holy shit did that rhyme? you have to show me now.


turns out our young jessica has another blog. a blog that is not meant for anyone else eyes. i must find it.

memories of sam mariosah and marshmead.

What day is it when you eat LCM's? CHEWSDAY!!

okay. so i am no longer is music theatre (again). *phew*

now i'm in visual art with catty and toe face :)

and my history class changed as well. danielle. prepare to kick some australian history butt :) oh plus toe face, bek and mai! yay life is swell without ms sewell. (did that rhyme?)

who would knock her up?!?!

"I don't know what you're up to, but i'm gonna find out. and some of what i find is gonna stick to your ass"

i made some new friends today :) some just start up conversation then jump on them. i find that staring at them and then syaing "are we friends now?" is a much quicker approach.

I've always wanted to fart in a jar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiWgcRZlKy8ide

nisha told me that there was a video of sarah horsburgh on youtube. she said to type in fat girl falls on tredmill.

you gotta admit, it does look like her.

Pen fight with jessica

these tables scare me :S

J: "they're really bright, they hurt my eyes"
G: "they make me wanna kill myself...is that bad?"
*jess nods*

x-rays and yacks

"You look pretty today" Was I ugly yesterday?

is it weird that i wanna go back to school now? holidays are great but i guess...

i miss having the routine.

"Have a nice day" "Don't tell me what to do!"

making chloe's famous chocolate sauce.

Slice you later

i'm 15 in a month! and its not like i havent seen any of it before. god dad!

oh and thanks for asking me if i wanted to come. i've been up for 2 hours! saying 'i thought you were asleep' doesnt cut it. god mum!

i got up so you could watch it before you went to your rehearsal. but when i come in your playing xbox and you say we wouldnt be able to fit in a 40 minute show between the 2 hours you have til you have to leave coz you have to 'shower and stuff'. god james!



if i sleep people take a giant shit on my face. if i get up early people take a giant shit on my face. and...well my dad is just annoying.

Callum should win

just watched the texas chainsaw massacre.

wasn't scary at all! it was pretty boring actually...

I'm the ice truck killer

totally been getting into dexter and buffy with my brother the past few days. he's the best :)

angel is smokin'

Martha's Theme

i'm not sure if i have a type?

i don't like blondes.

i don't like earrings.

they must be taller than me.

i generally like brown hair...

i love it if they dress well.

i love dorks.

i don't like smokers.

i don't like to much muscle.

i like singers

i don't like short hair

i like a bit of a stubble

i love british accents.

do you see a pattern? coz i sure don't.

And then i found $5 in a choc top

does anyone else get that amazing rush when you hear that sound and a window pops up saying 'download is complete'

i sure do :)

p.s. tim burton is pretty legendary. must check out some of his 'earlier work'

Stingray (cowboy) sam

Sar urban.

Are computers male or female?

learn to spell.

The wood between the worlds

harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1 - november 2010

harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 - july 2011

twilight saga breaking dawn part 1 - november 2011

twilight saga breaking dawn part 2 - july 2012

...bit of a pattern...