Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can set fire to an ant with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac from Hungry Jacks and got one.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Chuck Norris has never cried.

Chuck Norris watch's 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

Chuck Norris cannot love. He can only not kill.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris ate 3 bowling balls without chewing.