Having a bit of a deep moment.

diet isn't a good word for it. i'm just not snacking for the next few weeks. and yes. i do need too. i dont care about tone, just trying to lose that extra chummy :P pretty sure my metabolism is already fucked up. plus i hate pimples and thats what kfc does woman! i hate being so tall. its the only thing people notice about me and sometimes it really hurts. so please don't make me feel like shit for doing this. i want a boyfriend. there. i said it. i want to look good for the social. i love you but i don't think you understand.

p.s. waffles are american. i've never had one.