there is no way to get a song out of your head other than to share it with other people.

i know you may not be bothered to read this all but the lyrics are genius/hilarious so i would recommend it :)

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ron: "long story short this guy voldemort was super cruel."

harry: "voldemort?"

everyone: "HUH SHH!"

ron: "he tried to kill you and your parents, and this is were it gets intensely cool. even though you were a tiny little boy. you should have died but you survived and then destroyed this evil guy and it's a story we all love to tellllll"

*dance break*

rita skita: you're harry freakin' potter! i wouldn't wince at all, you're invincible to all harm! like betty crocker (OOH!) i wanna eat you up! no one'll beat you up with that charm! remember, harry, kid, you're the boss, you're the king, you're the bomb!

(this is my favourite part)

harry: but this is all so sad, i mean, my mum and dad were killed long ago.

everyone: LONG AGO THEY DIED

harry: i wanna be psyched but being unliked is all i know...

everyone: all he knows that why

harry: i never thought I'd be a part of such a fate, an opportunity eleven years late. i guess it's time for me step up on to the plate and show 'em that i'm something great!

i'm harry freakin' potter! i'll do what i can if what you say i am is true! i can't be bothered by my awful past, i've found at last something I can do, so it's time i knew exactly who i am...

i'm harry freakin' potter!

everyone: you're harry freakin' potter!

harry: i'm harry freakin' potter...and i'm the man!