A penis has a sad life. his hair is a mess, his family is nuts and his neighbour is an asshole.

oh my god he's so awesome. he put on every single piece of clothing he owned coz he was dared too! he also let people send in questions and he answered.

'boxers or briefs? twinks or bears?' i'm actually a big fran of the hibrid. you know, the boxer brief. i don't know what twinks are, but i know what bears are! so bears...i hope thats the right answer.
*cuts to him at his computer*
ohh. okay. i wouldn't recommend searching twinks and bears if you've got google safe search turned off.

blink is now my new favourite song.