Everybody hates Chris

girl walks into coffee shop

girl: "oh my god! charlie is that you!"
charlie: "wow! how've you been?"
girl: "good! how long has it been?"
charlie: "too long!"
jake comes back with a mouthful of cake and see the girls daughter
jake: want some cake?
girls daughter: "no, i dont do sugar"
jake: "oh yeh, me neither. except for cakes and brownies and cookies and stuff, you know?"
girl: "well charle you must call me! heres my number incase you lost it"
charlie: "ok i will definetly call you!"
girl: "ok then, bye!"
girl and girls daughter leave
allen: "who was that?"
charlie: "i have no idea."
jake: "ill tell you who that was, the grandmother of my children thats who"

takes another mouthful of cake.

two and a half men theme song comes on. <3