"Umm, Mai" "SHUTUP I'M TALING ABOUT ASIAN GUYS!"

okay. hypothetical situation. say that i was taking a stroll around Doncaster and get hit by a car. the car drove off. everyone in the street is unavailable and for some reason the police and ambulances are unavailable. my family is also unavailable. i know that you live in Docaster (issy farran does too, and i think cat lives kinda close as well. but they are both unavailable) so i call you BUT YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR PHONE ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DOUCHE LIKE THAT! i am lying on the ground bleeding and my very last words are "damn you kontogiannis"

so next time you go some where, think about me lying on the ground with internal bleeding, and pop your phone in your pocket. mkay?