Napolean Bone-er-party. courtesy of kontogiannis.

*showing pictures on his phone*
Chad: "this is my lady at the zoo. this is my lady at pancake house eating a short stack. this is my lady screaming at me to stop taking pictures of her short stack"
Penelope: "Chad, what are you doing?"
Chad: "thats what she said when i took the picture! AWWW, why did i ever let her go?!"