"BU-WHAT! YOU JUST KILLED THE CANDY LADY!"

i am quite literally LOLing! i've been counting down the days and its finally here. A Very Potter Sequel. HILARIOUS. i'm gonna be quoting this for months.


Umbridge: "i have a few little rules girls. rule number one. no boys. unless they're cute!"
*giggles*
"rule number two. no alcohol. unless they're plenty to go around! stop it girls! i'm bad! and rule number 3. no parties. unless umbridge is invited! girlsgirlsgirls! you keep me young girls. you keep me young. but seriously girls. if i catch you with any boys or alcohol. i'm gonna rip your perky little boobs out. thats right. from now on we're gonna be doing things around here, my way. we're gonna be doing things around here, THE UMBRIDGE WAY!"
*little asian girl cries, um bridge pulls her up by pigtail*
"i'm sorry, did i may you cry you chubby little -BEEP-"

the guy who plays umbridge and voldemort has a mighty fine body.