You can't spell heRmiONe without ron.

home alone. no food in the house. a perfectly gripping book next to me. a magazine i'm dying to read on the other side. my photography homework which i'm happy to do lying on the floor. my maths homework pushed more into the corner. and my english task in front of me.

i can't decide. i think i'll procrastinate a little longer.

now look what i've done, i've used a word that i despise. a word that people use instead of delay or postpone so that they sound smarter when ironically procrastinating in fact makes you more stupid.

well i guess i'm stupid then. i'll just leave it til sunday at the last minute. its never failed me so far.